Don't Call me flyface

23 year old Masters Student and DJ with a beautiful Welsh Girlfriend. Father of a black pug, liver, breather, sleeper and eater of all things rockabilly/RnB/Rock n' Roll.


relationship goals

(via megansaysmeow)


my bf knows how to sail and stuff so we were going to fuck on a boat so when we sailed out to somewhere isolated we started making out pretty intensely and i kissed his neck and earlobe as whispered “aye aye captain” and he said “i can’t hear you” so i said it again and then he fucking went “oooooooooooooh” and started singing the fucking spongebob theme song i wanted to kill him

(Source: itssexualhour, via tonguetiedtango)


I loved Rik Mayall as far back as I can remember and I am truly devastated such a talent has died before his time. Rest easy Rik.

(Source: dont-tell-anybody-anything)